Should There Be an Inquisition for the Pope?
By MAUREEN DOWD, Op-Ed Columnist, New York Times
March 31, 2010 - WASHINGTON
It doesn't seem right that the Catholic Church is spending Holy Week practicing the unholy art of spin.
Complete with crown-of-thorns imagery, the church has started an Easterpublic relations blitz defending a pope who went along with the perverseculture of protecting molesters and the church?s reputation rather thanabused ? and sometimes disabled and disadvantaged ? children.
The church gave up its credibility for Lent. Holy Thursday and Good Fridayare now becoming Cover-Up Thursday and Blame-Others Friday.
This week of special confessions and penance services is unfolding as thepope resists pressure from Catholics around the globe for his own confessionand penance about the cascade of child sexual abuse cases that were ignored,even by a German diocese and Vatican office he ran.
If church fund-raising and contributions dry up, Benedict?s P.R. handlersmay yet have to stage a photo-op where he steps out of the priest?s side ofthe confessional and enters the side where the rest of his fallible flockgoes.
Or maybe 30-second spots defending the pope with Benedict?s voice intoningat the end: ?I am infallible, and I approve this message.?
Canon 1404 states that ?The First See is judged by no one.? But Jesus, Maryand Joseph, as my dad used to say. Somebody has to tell the First See whenit?s blind ? and mute ? to deaf children in America and Italy.
The Vatican is surprised to find itself in this sort of trouble. Officialsthere could have easily known what was going on all along; archbishopsvisiting Rome gossip like a sewing circle. The cynical Vatican just didn?twant to deal with it.
And now the church continues to hide behind its mystique. Putting down thecatechism, it picked up the Washington P.R. handbook for political sins.
First: Declare any new revelation old and unimportant.
At Palm Sunday Mass at St. Patrick?s, Archbishop Timothy Dolan of New Yorkbemoaned that the ?recent tidal wave of headlines about abuse of minors bysome few priests, this time in Ireland, Germany, and a re-run of an oldstory from Wisconsin, has knocked us to our knees once again.?
A few priests? At this point, it feels like an international battalion.
A re-run of an old story? So sorry to remind you, Archbishop, that onepriest, Father Lawrence Murphy, who showed no remorse and suffered nopunishment from ?Rottweiler? Ratzinger, abused as many as 200 deaf childrenin Wisconsin.
Archbishop Dolan compared the pope to Jesus, saying he was ?now sufferingsome of the same unjust accusations, shouts of the mob, and scourging at thepillar,? and ?being daily crowned with thorns by groundless innuendo.?
Second: Blame somebody else ? even if it?s this pope?s popular predecessor,on the fast track to sainthood.
Vienna?s Cardinal Christoph Sch?nborn defended Pope Benedict this week,saying that then-Cardinal Ratzinger?s attempt in 1995 to investigate theformer archbishop of Vienna for allegedly molesting youths in a monasterywas barred by advisers close to Pope John Paul II.
Third: Say black is white.
In his blog, Archbishop Dolan blasted church critics while stating: ?TheChurch needs criticism; we want it; we welcome it; we do a good bit of itourselves,? adding: ?We do not expect any special treatment. ...so bring iton.? Right.
Fourth: Demonize gays, as Karl Rove did in 2004.
In an ad in The Times on Tuesday, Bill Donohue, the Catholic Leaguepresident, offered this illumination: ?The Times continues to editorializeabout the ?pedophilia crisis,? when all along it?s been a homosexual crisis.Eighty percent of the victims of priestly sexual abuse are male and most ofthem are post-pubescent. While homosexuality does not cause predatorybehavior, and most gay priests are not molesters, most of the molesters havebeen gay.?
Donohue is still talking about the problem as an indiscretion rather than acrime. If it mostly involves men and boys, that?s partly because priests formany years had unquestioned access to boys.
Fifth: Blame the victims.
?Fr. Lawrence Murphy apparently began his predatory behavior in Wisconsin inthe 1950s,? Donohue protested, ?yet the victims? families never contactedthe police until the mid-1970s.?
Sixth: Throw gorilla dust.
Donohue asserts that ?the common response of all organizations, secular aswell as religious,? to abuse cases ?was to access therapy and reinstate thepatient.? Really? Where in heaven?s name does that information come from?It?s absurd.
And finally, seventh: Use the Cheney omnipotence defense, most famouslyemployed in the Valerie Plame case. Vice President Cheney claimed that hislofty position meant that the very act of spilling a secret, even withdastardly intent, declassified it.
Vatican lawyers will argue in negligence cases brought by abuse victims thatthe pope has immunity as a head of state and that bishops who allowed anabuse culture, endlessly recirculating like dirty fountain water, were notVatican employees.
Maybe they worked for Enron.
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